Villagers Cry Foul At 48 Hours’ Wife-Swapping Festival

                          Wife Swapping

So many weird things are happening the world over and it seems the universe is gradually at the verge of losing its sanity.

A village in the UK had its peace disturbed this weekend when a thousand swingers arrived on their territory for a two-day ‘bonk-athon’.

The event which held in Flaxley in Gloucestershire happens to be biggest event in the calendar of the wife swapping club, the third Swingfields festival caused a stir in the village inhabited by just 30 people.

The villagers who knew nothing about it were left stunned when hundreds of swingers started arriving with their tents, vans and cars. Some said the noise was “intolerable” and they should have been warned in advance.

One said: “It was quite a shock when we went down to the gates on Thursday night to ask them to keep the music down.

“Let’s just say when we saw a banner with the words ‘3 is the magic number’ and a variety of interesting images we knew this wasn’t just your usual music festival.”

 

Another villager added: “The fact is, it is not even about the nature of the festival as people can do what they like in private.

“It’s the noise which has just been intolerable. It has been 48 hours of hell. I have had just four hours of sleep since Thursday.”

Another said: “It’s absolutely bloody awful. This is taking it too far. I don’t think it should be happening.

“There must be 1,000 people there, it’s ridiculous. It is just wrong on a moralistic ground.”

Festival-goers began arriving on the site at midday on Thursday and left at 2pm on Sunday.

How would you react if such event was brought to your neighbourhood?