Wednesday, February 26, 2014

PHOTO: “I’m Bad And Horny”: 58-Yr-Old Woman Calls 911 Twice And Begs For S3x

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An American woman, Maria Montenez-Colon, was arrested on Friday after calling 911 twice in one evening with quite an odd “alarming message”.

Describing herself as “horny”, the lady allegedly summoned a cop to her home and tried to have sex with him — pleading “I haven’t been penetrated in years!”
The 58-year-old Maria was arrested Friday night in the misuse of 911.
The officer drove to her home in Punta Gorda after she reportedly told a dispatcher that she wanted her late husband’s Corvette back after giving it to her son, authorities said.
According to the police officer, he repeatedly informed the suspect that her behavior was inappropriate. However, he desire seemed overwhelming.
Moreover, the woman was said to be drunk when the officer arrived and immediately started making sexually suggestive comments such as “You are so sexy” and “Are you married?”.
The story took a new turn when the policeman asked how he could help her.
“You can f–k me,” was the reply.
After Maria’s attempts to rub her hands across his chest, the officer told her that her behavior was inappropriate.
“I’m bad, I know,” she replied, the report states.
Before leaving, the officer gave Montenez-Colon his business card and advised her to call the police department through a non-emergency line for non-emergencies.
However, that very evening the lady dialed 911 a second time to say the last officer “p-ssed her off” and asked to see another.
The original officer returned with a second officer. She explained again that she called 911 a second time because their first encounter infuriated her.
“He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to f–k me, he turned me down so that made me angry.”

The first officer asked if Montenez-Colon remembered their conversation about not using 911 in non-emergency circumstances.
“I do,” she allegedly said, “but how else am I going to get you to f–k me?”
The non-obedient citizen was arrested, handcuffed and booked into Charlotte County Jail.

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